Archive for 12 Oct 2012

…are retarded.

And for no other reason than I want to write about something other than politics.

I’ve got four dogs. Not one of them will chase a damn ball.
They might swat it, sniff it, chase it until it stops, but then, turn around and look at me like I’m nuts.

Give them a squeaky toy and two will play tug of war with it until it breaks and the stuffing is all over the house, or back yard.
Prior to those two, my wiener dog had a squeaky toy that lasted four years. She played with it daily and never tore it up.

But not one will bring a ball back to me. Sure, they’ll bring the squeaky back to me, but not a damn ball.

What gives?

Why won’t they bring back a ball?

Prior to this bunch I had one dog, a German Shepard that would bring the ball back and drop it at my feet. I can’t figure out how to get these guys to just pick it up and bring it back at all.

Then again, the Shepard obeyed my commands. In fact, if I told her to heal, she’d do just that and didn’t matter what was going on around her. Even in the presence of other dogs, she’d heal when I told her to.

These guys, barely sit when I tell them to.

They do come when I call them, they are good about that and they will stay with me when I tell them to, but other than that, they’re the laziest bunch of good for nothing dogs I’ve ever seen.

What a bunch of goofs.

Here’s the pack:


This is Ginger. She’s going on 2.

Ginger is a Jindo dog. That’s a Korean dog. Look it up. They’re good dogs, loyal and protective.


This is Gochu he’s a little younger than Ginger.

Gochu is a Chihuahua mix. He’ll sit there and look at you with that stupid shit eating grin on his face for an hour if you let him.


This is Lucy.

Lucy is a wiener. I like rubbing my wiener. dog.


This is Sammy. He’s the old man at 4 1/2.

Sammy is a PomChi, aka Pomeranian Chihuahua. Sammy was supposed to by my wife’s dog. That didn’t quite work out as planned. He attached himself to me.

Lucy is my dog, planned it that way and it’s true. She’s my bud.

Ginger was supposed to be mine, but she’s more attached to my wife. Has a beautiful bark. Deep and menacing. She’s  a puss though. Great watch dog, would help you steal my shit though.

Gochu, which means red pepper, or dick in Korean, is an odd ball. Very loving, but not the brightest in the bunch. He and Ginger are attached to each other like glue. Can’t call one without the other showing up too.

Evidence of the Gochu/Ginger bond:

They are inseparable.

This is usually the view I get when Lucy wants me to pay attention to her:

That’s her squeaker that I mentioned. It’s been since ripped to shreds by the other two.

Sammy is the boss. He’s the smallest of the bunch and doesn’t take any shit from them, or anyone else. In fact, he’s the biggest asshole of the bunch.
 If he was bigger, I’d have to put a chain on him. He’s that anal.

Don’t let that innocent look fool you. He’s an asshole. But he’s pretty cool though.

Not one. NOT. ONE. will chase a ball and bring it back to me.

Good for nothing dogs.

…here’s today’s reading list.


It’s finally Friday and time for a little eye candy.

Stumbled onto this while perusing the interwebs.

This is a good quote:

And it is a sad statement on America that millions will believe him. When you buy a false dream, it’s not possible to return it — all sales are final. A multitude of people bought the Barack Obama myth and now they are stuck with it. Because to admit how small he really is and the degree of his spectacular failure as president is to admit their own failure — and what’s the point of having a delusion if you own up to being deluded? No… reality must be changed to support the illusion.

Here’s where it comes from:

The Obamage Is Done
By William L. Gensert

The most damaging decisions we make in life are often a function of the lies we tell ourselves. For Barack Obama, I imagine those include “I am important — I can do this job — I am better than anyone else — I am special, more than special, I am a great man and everyone loves me.”

When Barack Obama walked off that stage in Denver last week, he believed he had won the debate. Why wouldn’t he? Just showing up has always been enough in the past. Remember, this is a man who became successful without having actually ever succeeded.

Apart from campaigning, Obama hasn’t really ever done anything. Yet, his delusion of victory should surprise no one, since he also believes he is a great president doing a sensational job.

Read more:

…that hits Biden’s stupid grin and laughter during the debate.
Pretty damn quick.

I did. And I was appalled at the conduct of the Vice President and the moderator was in the tank for the Dems. It was that obvious.
Biden interrupted Ryan 82 times during the debate and Raddatz interrupted Ryan 31 times. That was one of the worst debate showings I’ve ever seen.
Raddatz started out well, but quickly changed her tact in the middle of the debate and seemed to become a third debater, but not an equal debater. She yammered at Ryan and wouldn’t do the same to Biden.
Biden’s joker grimace was something to behold as well. He must be proud of those veneers.

When with fools, be sure to answer their foolish arguments, or they will become wise in their own estimation.

Here’s a list of links to what others though of the debate: