Archive for 11 May 2012

Just read this. Hilarity ensues.
Joe Biden, the stupid is strong in this one, or the stupid that keeps on giving!

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Vice President Tom Cullen Joe Biden is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Only, he keeps giving the SAME gift, over and over.

Hope you like Stupid.

When we took office, let me remind you, there was virtually no international pressure on Iran,” Biden continued. “We were the problem, we were diplomatically isolated in the world, in the region, in Europe. We were neither fully respected by our friends nor feared by our opponents. Today it is starkly, starkly different.”

Was this slackjaw shoveling fistfuls of lead paint chips into his idiotic maw the entire first decade of the millenium? WE MURDERED IRAN’S NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR AND BURNED DOWN HIS HOUSE, DUMMY. And we did it with a tiny force. From one direction. I’m pretty sure they were shitting those long, dirty nightshirts they like to wear.  And we had dozens of nations lending us both logistical…

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And continuing our anti-feminazi theme for the week, I found this gem:

Put on your bras, shave your armpits and quit your bitching.

Why do so many women insist on carrying out this war against men? Absolute gender equality isn’t going to happen; we have gender equality now. Even if in a million years, men and women somehow made this unrealistic ideal happen, there will always be a sexual distinction between men and women causing some sort of inequality (if only on the level of basic physical needs). Or should I say women and men, as not to imply a male superiority? Why the hell should people go out of their way to be politically correct and use this “he/she” nonsense so a few chicks with language complexes won’t be offended? Oops, I said “chicks”. Damn.

Why the hell do women get offended when they’re called chicks? I don’t see how that word can be remotely offensive in anyway. But, some women think it’s derogatory and belittling. Some women are so petty, that they resent any male implication in the english language. Who cares? What if guys suddenly felt like bitching and wanted to eradicate all the derogatory male phrases from the language? Buster, Pal, Buddy, Stud, Hunk. Oooh, don’t call me a buster, I’ll be offended.

Who’s to say what’s offensive anyway? Just because a few feminist extremists think that something’s offensive, does the whole society have to change their way of doing things? I don’t want mother nature being called mother nature anymore, but rather father nature. I don’t want ships to be referred to as female anymore, but rather male. The phrase “she’s a good ship” offends me. I don’t want liberty to be a lady. Why does it have to be lady liberty? Why do people say “she’s beautiful” when referring to cars? Why not he? Who cares? It’s just the way things have always been. It’s not meant to be offensive, so why doesn’t the offended party pull their head out of their ass, and stop bitching about it.

via Will the feminists ever stop their incessant bitching?.

More progress in our anti-missile defense. This one is fired from the USS Lake Erie.

The shit we have is impressive as hell.

Of course, a lot of our R & D will take a huge hit with our budget issues, but we aren’t alone in that.

Now if we can just figure out how to keep the damn Chinese the hell out of our computer systems, then we might be getting somewhere.

At any rate, there’s video at the site of the intercept.

Reminds me of when I was in Desert Storm. I saw a Patriot missile shoot down a Scud missile. But that’s another story, isn’t it?

US downs missile with new interceptor

Video released by the Department of Defence shows what it claims to be the first successful test of the Navy’s newest anti-missile interceptor.

U.S. forces said they had destroyed a target in the first successful test of the Navy’s newest anti-missile interceptor, designed to protect allies from attacks by countries like North Korea and Iran.

A target ballistic missile was downed near Hawaii late on Wednesday by the latest Raytheon Co-built Standard Missile-3 interceptor, the Pentagon’s Missile Defense Agency (MDA) said.

The advanced interceptor is key to the next phase of an anti-missile shield being built by the United States in and around Europe.

via Video: US downs missile with new interceptor – Telegraph.

Happy Friday!

No surprise here. Just a reminder that ANYTHING that comes from the Washington Post is suspect at best.

Why anyone pays any attention to that rag is beyond me.

Washington Post Romney ‘Bullying’ Profile Contradicted By… Automobile Magazine

The Washington Post’s controversial exposé on the young Mitt Romney just became more controversial. Presented as an investigative journalism piece, Jason Horowitz’s article contrasts sharply with a similar “flashback” article on Romney recently published in the June 2012 print edition of Automobile Magazine by author David Murray. Both articles chronicle anecdotal events in Romney’s teen years as told by classmates and friends. But while both quote some of the same people, the Washington Post article contains several inexplicable inconsistencies, omissions and false inferences.

The WaPo article focuses on the alleged John Lauber haircutting incident, including quotes from Romney childhood friend Phillip Maxwell: “’It was a hack job,’ recalled Maxwell, a childhood friend of Romney who was in the dorm room when the incident occurred. ‘It was vicious.’”

via Washington Post Romney ‘Bullying’ Profile Contradicted By… Automobile Magazine.