This shit is too funny. I love Asian women, I think that’s pretty obvious.
But this is just too damn funny,
.
How Do You Say That? Thursday, May 24 2012
Asian Babe and Babes and Humor and Video Asian Babe, Babe, Humor 05:57
Want to Look Hot? Tuesday, May 22 2012
Humor and Media and Uncategorized Democrats, Gloria Allred, Humor, Ugly 13:32
Just stand next to an ugly bitch.
She doesn’t need to do that, but it still applies.
Here’s the story:
Curvaceous client says Gloria Allred only fought for publicity
Super lawyer Gloria Allred cares more about cameras than clients, according to the buxom banker who sued after getting canned by Citigroup, allegedly because her assets were a distraction to co-workers.
Debrahlee Lorenzana, who was fired in 2010, said Allred dropped her right around the time the press did, leaving her to take on the bank in arbitration.
Like this:
Texas INMATE 40% of Votes Against Obama in West Virginia Primary… Wednesday, May 9 2012
Politics and Axis of Idiots and Humor and Stupid People and Comarade Obama and Buyers' Remorse and Democrats and Failure and Obama and SCOAMF Axis of Idiots, Obama, Democrats, Liberalism is a mental disorder, Comrade Obama, Humor 05:20
This is too funny not to post.
How unpopular can Obama get? Texas INMATE gets 40 per cent of votes against President in West Virginia primary
Prisoner Keith Judd got 40% of vote in West Virginia to Obama’s 60%
Inmate 11593-051 got on ballot by paying $2,500 fee and filing forms
Attracting 15% of vote normally qualifies candidate for a delegate to the Democratic National Convention
Just how unpopular is President Obama in some parts of the country? Enough that a man in prison in Texas received four out of 10 votes in West Virginia’s Democratic presidential primary.
Inmate Keith Judd is serving 17 years for extortion at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas. He was sentenced in 1999 for making threats against the University of New Mexico.
With 93 per cent of precincts reporting, Obama was receiving just under 60 per cent of the vote to Judd’s 40 per cent.
via Texas INMATE gets 40 per cent of votes against Obama in West Virginia primary | Mail Online.
On the Lighter Side… Wednesday, Apr 25 2012
Humor and Police Officer/Sheriff Cops, Humor, Police, Sex Toy 12:34
This is just too funny not to post.
The cop in this instance will be harassed until he retires for this one.
Dickhead comes to mind right off the bat.
New York Woman Arrested For Striking Cop In Forehead With Pink Sex Toy
An upstate New York woman was arrested early today after she allegedly threw a pink sex toy at a cop, who was struck in the forehead by the foot-long device.
Lisa Anderson, 47, was booked on a harassment charge after a Watertown Police Department patrolman was dispatched to a residence in response to a call about an unwanted visitor.
While answering the 3 AM call, Officer Jonathan Pitts encountered Anderson on the fourth floor of a State Street apartment building. It was there that Anderson allegedly struck Pitts in the head with the sex toy. The cop was apparently not injured.
Like this:
Push to Add Drama… Thursday, Apr 19 2012
Humor and Video Humor, Video 08:23
This is a pretty cool s video. These guys played this to the hilt.
Like this:
Comments Off
Austrian Village Considers a F**king Name Change… Wednesday, Apr 18 2012
Humor Austria, Fucking, Fucking Austria, Humor 05:33
This is too funny not to post. When it’s time to change your “Fucking” name, then it’s time to change your fucking name.
This post will likely bring in an avalanche of porn spam, but shit like this is hard for me to resist.
Austrian village considers a F**king name change
By Joe Fay
An Austrian village with an amusingly obscene name has decided to throw in the towel and vote on whether to change it.
The 100 odd residents of Fucking, in Upper Austria, are to vote this week on whether to change their hamlet’s name to something less attractive to English-speaking visitors, the Daily Telegraph reports.
via Austrian village considers a F**king name change • The Register.
Like this:
Physicist Fights Traffic Ticket with Physics… Monday, Apr 16 2012
Humor and WTF Files Humor, Traffic Ticket 06:20
Just thought this odd enough to post for the hell of it.
Wish I could have used this argument when the camera nailed my ass a couple years ago. Then again, eye witness vs. video is a little different.
Man Uses Physics to Fight $400 Traffic Ticket
Dmitri Krioukov used his knowledge of angular and linear motion in a very unique way to fight a pricey traffic ticket
A UCSD physicist used his knowledge and a little creativity to get himself out of a $400 traffic ticket.
Dmirti Krioukov was issued a traffic ticket for failing to completely stop at a stop sign. Instead of paying the ticket or going to traffic school, the physicist fought the citation by writing a four-page paper explaining how the ticket he was given defies physics.
Using his knowledge of angular and linear motion, Krioukov prepared a paper for the judge in his case and was able to argue – and prove – his innocence.
The paper explained how what the officer “thought” he saw, he didn’t really see, according to the laws of physics.
Comments Off
On the Lighter Side… Thursday, Apr 5 2012
A little funny for your Thursday…
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks….
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”
One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”
So, I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”
Then the lights went out….
Like this:
Three Stooges… Thursday, Mar 22 2012
Hollywood and Humor and Video Humor, Movie, Teh Funneh!, Three Stooges 09:43
Here’s a trailer for the Three Stooges movie.
I watched the Three Stooges growing up and couldn’t get enough of them.
I’m definitely going to see this one!
