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How Do You Say That?

1IDVET — Thu, 24 May 2012 13:57:43 +0000

This shit is too funny. I love Asian women, I think that’s pretty obvious.
But this is just too damn funny,

Want to Look Hot?

1IDVET — Tue, 22 May 2012 21:32:48 +0000

Just stand next to an ugly bitch.

She doesn’t need to do that, but it still applies.

Here’s the story:

Curvaceous client says Gloria Allred only fought for publicity

Super lawyer Gloria Allred cares more about cameras than clients, according to the buxom banker who sued after getting canned by Citigroup, allegedly because her assets were a distraction to co-workers.

Debrahlee Lorenzana, who was fired in 2010, said Allred dropped her right around the time the press did, leaving her to take on the bank in arbitration.

Alpha Versus Beta…

1IDVET — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:50:37 +0000

Excellent post over at Hookers and Booze. You know you want to go it out, just because the blog has a bitchin’ name.

Alpha Versus Beta

Posted by LC Aggie Sith

I don’t care for “pretty men”. I find them to be unpalatable, and not just from a physical perspective. It’s the mentality that comes with the so-called metrosexuality of today’s quintessential man. Frankly, I despise a man who tells me he is “in touch with his feelings”. I don’t mind that he is, ok? I mind that he feels the need to tell me!! Seriously?? Keep it to yourself. Women are complex enough without metros trying to become more like them.

via Hookers and Booze » Alpha Versus Beta.

CHOCKIT ICE CWEAM! Simple Joe Paws Open The Catch On His Retard Helmet Again

1IDVET — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:46:53 +0000

Reblogged from The Empire of Jeff Newsletter:

Vice President Tom Cullen Joe Biden is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Only, he keeps giving the SAME gift, over and over.

Hope you like Stupid.

When we took office, let me remind you, there was virtually no international pressure on Iran,” Biden continued. “We were the problem, we were diplomatically isolated in the world, in the region, in Europe…

Trigger the Vote…

1IDVET — Thu, 10 May 2012 18:44:07 +0000

Excellent video of everyone’s favorite drill instructor.
He’s mellowed out a bit in his old age…

Doing My Part…

1IDVET — Thu, 10 May 2012 12:43:23 +0000

Yep. I’m doing my part to piss off the feminazis until Mother’s Day. I think Mother’s Day probably pisses off the feminazis the most.

Let The Good Times Roll!

1IDVET — Thu, 10 May 2012 12:32:22 +0000

Reblogged from The Camp Of The Saints:

Today is the Fourth Anniversary of these Dispatches, but the official celebration will not begin until a week hence.

As has become the tradition, the gang here at TCOTS celebrates the occasion with our annual Six Days Of Cheesecake, which is loved and admired by all.

The delay in the celebration is necessitated by a desire to avoid a conflict with Stacy McCain’s annual National Offend A Feminist Week, which he has proclaimed for the next seven glorious days [

Offend A Feminist: 08 May 2012 A.D

Texas INMATE 40% of Votes Against Obama in West Virginia Primary…

1IDVET — Wed, 09 May 2012 13:20:52 +0000

This is too funny not to post.

How unpopular can Obama get? Texas INMATE gets 40 per cent of votes against President in West Virginia primary

Prisoner Keith Judd got 40% of vote in West Virginia to Obama’s 60%

Inmate 11593-051 got on ballot by paying $2,500 fee and filing forms

Attracting 15% of vote normally qualifies candidate for a delegate to the Democratic National Convention

Just how unpopular is President Obama in some parts of the country? Enough that a man in prison in Texas received four out of 10 votes in West Virginia’s Democratic presidential primary.

Inmate Keith Judd is serving 17 years for extortion at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Texas. He was sentenced in 1999 for making threats against the University of New Mexico.

With 93 per cent of precincts reporting, Obama was receiving just under 60 per cent of the vote to Judd’s 40 per cent.

via Texas INMATE gets 40 per cent of votes against Obama in West Virginia primary | Mail Online.

Move Over Einstein…

1IDVET — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:53:12 +0000

Funny and scary all at once. We’re so screwed if this guy gets reelected.

Carry on Comrades.

This comes from The People’s Cube:

Move Over Einstein, there is a new kid in town

Comrades,

We know that many on the racist right have tried to play up Papa Obama’s deficit spending as having no end in sight. But, through my sources at DNC, I have been given inside knowledge of Papa Obama’s theory on deficit spending. Papa Obama has actually found a universal constant to spending.

Apparently, he has based it on another’s work but not as smart as Papa Obama to see the big picture

E= MC2

where:

E= socialist egalitarianism

M= Gross National Product

C= speed of spending- which is a constant

It is so simple and beautiful

Let us approximate on our current deficit spending to show us how this works

(using 365 days) h/t to RealDealPolitics

via Move Over Einstein, there is a new kid in town.

On the Lighter Side…

1IDVET — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:34:41 +0000

This is just too funny not to post.
The cop in this instance will be harassed until he retires for this one.
Dickhead comes to mind right off the bat.

New York Woman Arrested For Striking Cop In Forehead With Pink Sex Toy

An upstate New York woman was arrested early today after she allegedly threw a pink sex toy at a cop, who was struck in the forehead by the foot-long device.

Lisa Anderson, 47, was booked on a harassment charge after a Watertown Police Department patrolman was dispatched to a residence in response to a call about an unwanted visitor.

While answering the 3 AM call, Officer Jonathan Pitts encountered Anderson on the fourth floor of a State Street apartment building. It was there that Anderson allegedly struck Pitts in the head with the sex toy. The cop was apparently not injured.