Are libs sexually frustrated? Friday, Feb 3 2012 

This comes via Don Surber at the Daily Mail. This actually explains a lot.

Are libs sexually frustrated?

February 3, 2012 by Don Surber

Have the people at Match.com discovered the real reason why so many liberals are such a bunch of snarky, foul-mouthed scolds? Could it be bad sex that leads to bad politics? Or maybe it is the other way around, as bad politics leads to bad sex?

The Match.com‘s Singles in America found that liberals have 40% more sex than conservatives — but conservatives enjoy their sex more.

via Are libs sexually frustrated? « Don Surber.

USAF’s Big Penetrator Needs to Be Harder… Wednesday, Feb 1 2012 

H/T Ace.

The headline is just too funny not to post this.

USAF’s Big Penetrator Needs to Be Harder

Yup, the Massive Ordnance Penetrator MOP needs to be harder, according to anonymous Pentagon sources cited in a Wall Street Journal article.A series of recent tests found that the Air Force’s 30,000-pound tool for penetrating 32 stories of reinforced concrete might not have enough penetrating power to take out Iran’s most heavily protected nuclear facilities, reports the WSJ. This has prompted the Pentagon to secretly ask lawmakers for $82 million to improve the bomb’s penetrating power. The MOP is getting Viagra.

Remember, the Pentagon just spent about $60 million for 16 MOPs that are designed to be carried by B-2 stealth bombers.

via USAF’s Big Penetrator Needs to Be Harder | Defense Tech.

U.S. Military Rescues Distressed Iranians At Sea Again! Tuesday, Jan 10 2012 

Twice in one week. Wow.

Despite Iranian threats warning the U.S. Navy to keep its distance from the Strait of Hormuz, for the second time in a week the U.S. military has rescued distressed Iranian mariners in the Gulf waters.

In the early morning hours of January 10th the U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Monomoy responded to flares fired from the Iranian cargo dhow, Ya-Hussayn, which was experiencing engine troubles 50 miles off the coast of Iraq.

Monomoy launched their small boat and rescued two men off the dhow and four others tied to a life raft off the stern.

In all, six Iranians were taken off the boat, one of whom is being treated for severe burns he suffered in the engine room, according to Pentagon Spokesman George Little. All of the men were provided water, blankets, and halal meals and were later transferred to the Iranian Coast Guard vessel Naji 7.

via U.S. Military Rescues Distressed Iranians At Sea For Second Time | Fox News.

U.S. Navy Rescues Iranian Sailors… Friday, Jan 6 2012 

Irony is dish that is best served, delicious…

(CNN) — U.S. sailors from a carrier strike group whose recent presence in the Persian Gulf drew the ire of Iranian military officials have rescued 13 of the Middle Eastern country’s sailors from a hijacked fishing boat, a military spokesman said Friday.

The destroyer USS Kidd came to the aid of the ship Thursday in the North Arabian sea, near the crucial Strait of Hormuz, according to the Navy.

The rescue prompted the captain of the freed ship to offer his “sincere gratitude,” according to Josh Schminky, a Navy Criminal Investigative Service agent aboard the Kidd.

“He was afraid that without our help, they could have been there for months,” said Schminky

The rescue Thursday came two days after Iran said the United States should not send any more warships into the Persian Gulf.

via U.S. Navy rescues Iranian sailors – CNN.com.

My Endorsement Goes To… Tuesday, Dec 13 2011 

I have finally settled on a candidate that I think can not only beat Obama, but mop the floor with all competitors in this game of politics.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present:

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. I’ll moiderlize that guy! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

I think there are no other possibilities at this point. At least none that I think are conservative enough to right this sinking ship.

God help us.

Breaking the Barrier… Monday, Dec 5 2011 

A little humor for your Monday…

It’s that Time of Year… Wednesday, Nov 23 2011 

This comes from Heidi Harris:

Hey Barry! From Russia with Love… Tuesday, Nov 22 2011 

This is too funny. Even the Ruskies can’t stand his ass.

Day by Day Cartoon by Chris Muir: October 2, 2011 Archives – Buttons… Tuesday, Oct 4 2011 

This is the truth as I see it. Our freedoms are eroding more and more every day. Chris Muir has a toon out that just hits the nail on the head.

I recommend you read him daily. Excellent artistry with poignant commentary. Don’t deprive yourself of a great source in the fight against the tyranny that goes on around us every day.  If you’re not reading his stuff, you’re missing out. It’s a daily ritual with me.

Keep up the great work Chris…

Go here for the archives and the current toon.

Caption Contest… Thursday, Sep 1 2011 

Here’s the pic.

Who farted?

Dude that was pretty raunchy!

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