This is just too funny not to post.
The cop in this instance will be harassed until he retires for this one.
Dickhead comes to mind right off the bat.
New York Woman Arrested For Striking Cop In Forehead With Pink Sex Toy
An upstate New York woman was arrested early today after she allegedly threw a pink sex toy at a cop, who was struck in the forehead by the foot-long device.
Lisa Anderson, 47, was booked on a harassment charge after a Watertown Police Department patrolman was dispatched to a residence in response to a call about an unwanted visitor.
While answering the 3 AM call, Officer Jonathan Pitts encountered Anderson on the fourth floor of a State Street apartment building. It was there that Anderson allegedly struck Pitts in the head with the sex toy. The cop was apparently not injured.
That’s what the feltcher monkey gets for interupting her &, he himself, becoming at least the 2nd “unwanted visitor” on that fatefull morning when the artificial dick of righteous indignation was used to prove how unwanted he really was. I’m only sad that the “device” did not have a pair of balls that could have slapped said Officer in the chin