The perverts are out there and the TSA is giving them some fresh material on a daily basis…
Body Scanner Operator Caught Masturbating at Colorado Airport
“The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his ‘O’ face. That’s when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted,” Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.
This is a hoax. Just play along…
hoax
I know.
It was poignant though.