Stumbled across this over at Moxie:

Uh-bama’s eloquence…

I hope now that SNL has made light of “differently-abled” Presidents, female VP candidate’s speech patterns and blind coke snorting Governors, they can just grab this bit directly from God Jr.’s Q&A this afternoon:

“Well, uh as I said bef, uh, in a press conference last week, uh I had no contact with the governor’s office and uh I had no contact with anybody in the governor’s office. Uh and what I indicated last week is that there is nothing that my office did that was in any way inappropriate uh or related to the charges that have been brought. Now beyond that, as we said in the statement today, uh, we are prepared to release the findings of the review that had been done uh which are thorough and comprehensive uh the US Attorn… ney’s office asked us to hold off releasing those for a week. Uh so, I would ask for your patience, because I do not want to interfere with an ongoing investigation. But there is nothing in the review that was presented to me that in any way contradicted my earlier statements that uh this uh uh uh……..appalling set of circumstances arise uh had nothing to do with my office. Uh and that uh those facts will be forthcoming to all of you in due course.”

I beg to differ with those making the eloquent claim.

Uh x 16 = duh

Get him away from his teleprompter and he just doesn’t come off as well spoken as he would like. Funny shit that.